welcome to

epiphany

What is epiphany?

Luxe. Opulent. Chic. Exclusive.

Have you ever relaxed so fucking hard that you forgot you had a Siamese twin?

Have you ever sucked so much steam into those nubile lungs that Don Waylon the Crimson came haunting out yer pores? Did he ne’er leave you since?

Did you ever wonder where Spencer earned the nickname “Original Salt Boy”?

Have you ever dropped your [bubbly] in a [hottub]?

Yeah? Then this is the party for you.

Uh…what is epiphany?

An after-hours, private spa party.

Hot water? Steam room? Cold plunge? Salt scrub? Sauna? You got it.

Politely muffled voices? Ambient techno? Crudité and bubbly? Mm-hmm...

Holy cow, fun! Where is it? And when?

December 20, 2024 - 8PM - 11PM

Watershed Spa - 514 2nd St. SE, Minneapolis, MN 55414

(festivities to follow, at B & A’s house - it’s “optional”)

Can I bring anyone else?

Sorry. This is the only party we've ever thrown that is invite-only (because there’s a space limit, not because we’re dickheads). Because there’s limited space, please RSVP!

Holy moly! Isn’t 12/20 Andrew’s birthday?

YUP. But that’s just coincidental. Tributes neither required nor expected.

Should I bring anything with me?

YES - a swimsuit. Apart from that, it’s all taken care of. Watershed handles robes, sandals, and anything else you’d typically receive at a spa.

All you bring, is that booty (and a swimmie).

Do I have to RSVP?

YES, please, darling. We need to confirm numbers, and Watershed needs to send logistics information to anyone attending. Link is below.

Is there…a promotional video or…a theme song...for this event?